Hello, I'm, Doctor Shadowprints Ph.D. Why the name? Well because you'll need to see me after having a cock puncture your esophagus.
I'm not a real doctor. I ripped off the doctor and ph.d thing from a friend a few years ago and I thought it was catchy and thought why not. My character doesn't even look like a doctor.
I'm a bisexual man who is 18 years of age. I am also a furry, I also make fun of just about everyone I come across because it helps compensate for my tiny penis and insecurities.
I currently have a girlfriend because I'm a loser, and no boyfriend because that's gay.
If you would like to get to know me more, And perhaps have some sweet, delicious, unprotected sex with a disease ridden me, add my Skype at "Shadowprints"
I am strange, that's a fact, I'm insane, that's a fact
Cold nights, dark days, and my rainbows are black
Yeah I was poppin pills, doin rails, that's a fact
Now my life's like a train that's derailed off the track